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Funny Old Woman Quotes & Sayings
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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton
Chic Murray
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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
James Matthew Barrie
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
Unknown
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The age I'm at now, you go from being a young girl to suddenly you blossom into a woman. You ripen, you know? And then you start to rot.
Liv Tyler
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Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!
Nishan Panwar
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Any woman can give birth a child but it takes a real woman to love, cherish and raise that child.
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
Max Kauffmann
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse.
Unknown
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A Real Woman... Appreciates God's design of men and woman, likes being a girl, behaves like a lady, cherishes her femininity and Knows that she is special.
Unknown
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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is beautiful. bi...es love to be called beautiful.
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
Unknown
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It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing.
Pamela Stephenson
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Once a man has a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.
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Don't play with a woman's heart, why mislead a good woman if you know you're not going to love her the way she deserves to be loved.
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A GOOD WOMAN can only take so much. Don't underestimate her desire be happy even if it means moving on without you.
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
Unknown
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A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
Mignon McLaughlin
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