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I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she passes into the realm of over ninety. Then it is better she be candid with herself and with the world.
Carl Sandburg
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A good woman aught not have too ask, a Good Man ready knows...
Melchor Lim
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A wise woman likes but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left.
Marilyn Monroe
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Woman putting other woman down is like telling the world that you are more worried about your competition than your own progress.
Jhiess Krieg
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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The woman most in need of liberation is the woman in every man and the man in every woman.
William Sloane Coffin Jr
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A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.
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If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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I found a woman who taught me how to strip at home, in the privacy of my own environment, with nobody else watching me. That was quite an experience, because she taught me how to lap dance, and I practiced on her. It was funny.
Famke Janssen
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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A good and true woman is said to resemble a Cremona fiddle: age but increases its worth and sweetens its tone.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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A reading man and woman is a ready man and woman, but a writing man and woman is exact.
Marcus Garvey
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Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.
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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.
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God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.
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A real woman is independent. She's always busy on her own business. It can be whatever job, hobbies, interests. She has no time to deal with the problems and affairs of others.
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A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.
Gloria Steinem
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A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. A strong woman is both soft and powerful. She is both practical and spiritual. A strong woman in her essence is a gift to the world.
Ritu Ghatourey
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A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'
Gracie Allen
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