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Funny People Ate Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny People Ate" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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If you can prove to me that one miracle took place, I will believe he is a just God who damned us all because a woman ate an apple.
Edward Fitzgerald
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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So, I lived at the Beijing Opera, I ate there, I learned a craft. And the money we made went into the company.
John Lone
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girl I got neighbors, put your face in the pillow. Hit it all night, in the mornin ate cereal.
J Stalin
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I just ate 20 chicken nuggets and the new chili cheese fries from Wendy's. I don't know how that happened....
Sarah Hyland
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He ate my pu... from dark till the mornin. Called his girl up and told her we was bonin.
Lil Kim
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin
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Pear Drops were exciting because they had a dangerous taste. All of us were warned against eating them, and the result was that we ate them more than ever.
Roald Dahl
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I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around.
Julia Barr
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I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce.
Tom Sizemore
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Even though I grew up as a Sephardic Jew in Brooklyn where we ate Syrian food and went to temple, it was still America.
Isaac Mizrahi
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies.
Sara Underwood
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The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pu... ate.
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Break records at Louie, ate breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.
Kanye West
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I call my mom now and say, "You know all the dinners you made that I said "no" to and then went off and ate peanut butter? I'm sorry. I get it now. I slaved over roasting this, and Violet goes, "No, no, no!"
Jennifer Garner
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I had to start being aware of what I ate, what I'm planning to eat and take my twice-daily medication accordingly. That's not so difficult now, but when you're 10 years old, it's tough, let me tell you.
Dana Hill
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