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Funny Political Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
Yahoo Serious
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One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
Desi Arnaz
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
Abraham Lincoln
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
Eugene Ionesco
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What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
Gore Vidal
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Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.
Unknown
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An orgasm a day keeps the stress away...
Kevin McCarty
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Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas
Michael Blackson
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
Carrot Top
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All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.
Judd Apatow
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
Emily Deschanel
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When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
Graham Kennedy
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Up until, really, Roosevelt, African-Americans largely voted ninety per cent Republican. That was the political origins, that's what their political voice was in the Republican party. During that history, that last sixty or seventy years of history, the Republican party effectively walked away from the community. They were afraid to really embrace civil rights even though they embraced civil rights legislation. And so it's not enough to just to put it on paper, you gotta actually show up and be in the community, and understand what that struggle was really about.
Michael Steele
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