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Funny Put Toilet Quotes & Sayings
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.
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Canadians put on sweaters.
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It's funny we all want to change the world, but, most of us don't put the first foot in the door to do so.
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
Unknown
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Put off your imagination, as you put off your overcoat, when you enter the laboratory. Put it on again, as you put on your overcoat, when you leave.
Claude Bernard
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I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10-12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours.
Sandra Lee
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Bobcat Goldthwait
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