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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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Call of Duty: MW3 comes out midnight tonight. I wonder how many relationships are going to end this week.
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If you can't afford po.., just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
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Everyones middle name should be, motherfu..in...try it. Doesn't it sound so great?
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
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Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
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Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit.
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Almost all your photos that you uploaded on Facebook are all modified in Photoshop. bi...! are you sure you ain't a monster in real life? ...alah
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".
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