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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
Jennifer Connelly
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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