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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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I like being a funny lady. I think there's nothing s..ier than a funny lady.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
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Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.
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This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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