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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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