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Funny Short Status Selfish People Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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I hate when people say I'm selfish.I try to make everyone happy before I even focus on my own happiness, if anything I'm not selfish enough.
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I was so naive to consider some to be friends. To many Selfish people doing things for their own Selfish gain.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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All people ever do is think about themselves ...For once try considering the next persons feeling and stop being selfish!
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Liars; those people who hide behind the truth for no real reason but for their own selfish gain.
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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