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Funny Short Status Selfish People Quotes & Sayings
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I just don't understand how people can be so selfish and rude and yet still think they have friends.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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It's perfectly legal to be stupid at times but some people just completely take advantage.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
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Selfish people don't serve the Lord, they don't serve their family, neighbours or generation...selfish people want you to serve them!
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
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I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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It amazes me how selfish some people are. Even your friends...
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I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bi... button and we'll be great
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Take time to be friendly, It is the road to happiness. Take time to love and be loved, it is a privilege of the Gods. Take time to share, life is too short to be selfish.
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