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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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White people: 'OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!' Black people: 'OH HELL YEAH ni... THIS IS MY SHIT!'
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Remember that life is much too sacred to be wasted on people who have no desire to help anyone but their own selves.
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Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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Every loss I took in life happened because I was looking out for ungrateful selfish people before myself.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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