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Funny Sleep Aloneep Alone Quotes & Sayings
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Naptime at 5 years old: I DONT WANNA!!! Naptime now: Praise the Lord!
Unknown
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Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Albert Camus
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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
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I would there were no age between ten and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry, stealing, fighting.
William Shakespeare
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I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nas
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I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nas
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I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nas
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Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash
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(On sleep) Is it just the interval of life rudely interrupted by the static of having to please the boss at home or the one at the office or is it the waking state of cosmic beings where consciousness is just a human invention?
Martin Dansky
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If a person is to be unconventional, he must be amusing or he is intolerable: for, in the nature of the case, he guarantees yo u nothing but amusement. He does not guarantee you any of the little amenities by which society has assured itself that, if it must go to sleep, it will at least sleep in a comfortable chair.
Katharine Fullerton Gerould
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
Oketa Ojok
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep: and yet a third of Life is passed in sleep.
Lord Byron
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Get enough sleep every night. An exhausted mind is rarely productive.
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I just want a boy to play guitar and sing me to sleep. Is that too much to ask for?
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They think my life is glamourous. It's not true. I obviously get to come in and do radio interviews. That's the glamour. But other than that, I eat and sleep and that's it. Eat, sleep and do shows.
Adam Garcia
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