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Funny Son Marriage Quotes & Sayings
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Damn Son, you bleedin Son, bad Son.
Raekwon
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
Unknown
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
Unknown
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Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.
Vikrant Parsai
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I will always need my Son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made me cry, seen me cry, hugged me tight, seen me fail, cheered me up, kept me on my toes, and at times driven me crazy, But my Son is a promise that I will have a friend FOREVER!
Andrew Guzaldo
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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Until you have a son of your own... you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son.
Kent Nerburn
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
Unknown
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
Unknown
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and said, 'Would you take my son with you?' He knew, in Ireland, that his son would live, and that in Ethiopia, his son would die.
Bono
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Can my broken marriage be saved after a separation? There are many reasons to be hopeful when trying restore your marriage after an estrangement. Often a separation can be helpful for a marriage in crisis. Especially if the time apart can serve as an occasion for you and your spouse to take a break from the emotional strain of your marital troubles.
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Very soon the shadow will give way to Reality. The partial will pass into the Perfect. The foretaste will lead to the Banquet. The troubled path will end in Paradise. A hundred candle-lit evenings will come to their consummation in the marriage supper of the Lamb. And this momentary marriage will be swallowed up by Life. Christ will be all and in all. And the purpose of marriage will be complete.
John Piper
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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
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It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show them up.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep trying until I get it right. I haven't given up on love or marriage.
Stephanie Mills
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill Cosby
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