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Funny Son Marriage Quotes & Sayings
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Marriage as an institution developed from .... as a practice. ...., originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture. Marriage meant the taking was to extend in time, to be not only use of but possession of, or ownership.
Andrea Dworkin
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I'm asking for your hand in marriage and signing a prenup.
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Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters
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W.I.F.E = Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc.
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A mans wife has more power over him than the state has.
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
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My youngest son, who is now the drummer in my band, lives in Brooklyn. My oldest son is about to move out to California, and my daughters are both out of town.
Herbie Mann
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Even in the most ideal marriage problems and challenges will arise. There is a constant barrage of distractions and circumstances in our society working against marriages and families. It's no wonder that so many marriages fail. Relationships that lead to marriage start off so simply.
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I like you more than any other woman I've ever met. I've never even thought about spending my life with one woman until now. I want to live with you, take care of you, grow old with you. I want to sleep with you in my arms every night for the rest of my life. I want to see your belly swell with my child - a son or daughter with mop of curly hair. I want you for my wife.
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A wedding is an event. Marriage is a life time. Invest more in your marriage than your wedding and success is inevitable.
Myles Munroe
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There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage.
Richard G Scott
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My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect. My wife is, but I happen to be imperfect. However, that does not discount the fact that the definition of marriage must be defended and protected.
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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You trained longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage!
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Please feel free to call me if your marriage falls apart.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
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