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Funny Son Marriage Quotes & Sayings
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Unknown
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Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and of our miseries. A marriage of love is pleasant, of interest, easy, and where both meet, happy. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason, and,
Joseph Addison
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'
Ernest Hemingway
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Ayo, rappers stepping to me, they want a brick, son but I'm the Chef, my price is 26, son.
Raekwon
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What is the price of a thousand horses against a son where there is one son only?
John Millington Synge
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You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a bi....
Jay Leno
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I suffer every moment of every day that I am not with my son. All I want is to be reunited with my son.
Craig Kelly
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I believe wholeheartedly in marriage. I don't exclusively mean a marriage with a legal contract, but any relationship that constitutes a marriage because of the quality of their relationship.
Helen Reddy
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We need uniform protection of traditional marriage. You can't have different definitions on something as fundamental as marriage. The Marriage Protection Amendment is the only solution to this problem.
Ernest Istook
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To lose a son under those circumstances - a violent death like my son went through, it just puts a burden on your heart.
Brian Jones
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A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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I have a beautiful son, I don't regret it, I'm very proud of the way that we handle our relationship and the way that we keep our son first and that's our priority.
Nia Long
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The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
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I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.
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If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all.
Richard Bach
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
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Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
Josh Billings
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In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.
John Ratzenberger
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