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Funny Things Moms Say To Kids Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Things Moms Say To Kids" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
Unknown
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Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
Jenny McCarthy
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In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.
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Mother is the one we count on for the things that matter most of all.
Katherine Butler Hathaway
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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
Unknown
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Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
Charles Barkley
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My two boys were the same ages as the kids in the show. In real life or in between the breaks I was raising two kids off camera who were not unlike the two kids who were being paid to be my kids.
Alan Thicke
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I think kids do best when they only have a couple of things that they really enjoy. I try and stay away from the gluttony of things. They don't appreciate it as much. When they only get one or two things, they really like it.
Reese Witherspoon
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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I think there's a lot of moms who would be so disappointed if they knew how poorly their sons treated girls
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I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
Hilary Duff
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To be a parent, especially to rock 'n' roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth, ... You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.
Ozzy Osbourne
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That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question.
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I try to be careful because technology changes so much over the years. But some things don't change. Kids and parents have disagreements, kids try to manipulate, parents try to sit down with rules and regs. That part never changes.
Paula Danziger
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On the one hand, people think they own kids; they feel that they have the right to tell the kids what to do. On the other hand, people envy kids. We'd like to be kids our whole lives. Kids get to do what they do. They live on their instincts.
David Duchovny
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
Mindy Kaling
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Take control of the time you have with your kids as one day they will be all grown up and have their own friends and things to do. Cherish every moment you have with them now as you might not see them as they get older. It becomes their schedule not yours!
Kevin McCarty
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Happy Mather's Day to all the single moms that are being both the mother and father to their kids.
Sonya Parker
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