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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Margaret Smith
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Tell Uncle Luke I'm out in Miami too. Clubbing hard, the women ain't much to do.
Drake
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My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire.
Andy Garcia
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When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
South Park
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Supernanny has come in handy...I do a little Super-Uncle-Nanny thing with the kids.
Vince Vaughn
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Some folks are wearing a ten dollar hat on a nickel head.
Uncle Phil
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Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
Mark McKinney
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My uncle out in Texas Can't even write his name He signs his checks with Xs But they cash 'em just the same
Irving Berlin
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My uncle and my grandfather both worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard.
Dave Van Ronk
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I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters.
Russell B Long
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Why they kill my dog and man I miss my uncle Charles y'all.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons.
Humphrey Lyttelton
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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Chuck Nevitt
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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
P G Wodehouse
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My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.
James Earl Jones
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I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me, ask my Uncle. -Professor
Futurama
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Uncle Brett had a definite vision that he was after, I don't think having a famous father affected him much.
Kim Weston
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My life's experiences, I've always had, my uncle used to call it antenna. I know what's going to happen oftentimes before it happened when it's involving me.
Terrence Howard
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Crib out in Bel-Air, no uncle Phil ni...s. So I take em' in the basement and yea I feel Tigga.
Fabolous
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