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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
Jim Morrison
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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things that I keep to myself!!
Nishan Panwar
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What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
Danny DeVito
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I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
Jack Buck
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The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.
Todd Solondz
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Better to want something and not have it, than to have something and not want it.
Uncle Phil
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Better to have something and not need it, than need something and not have it.
Uncle Phil
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
Thornton Wilder
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher.
Robert Duvall
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I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes
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If what you believe spiritually does not change you for the better, then what good is it?
Uncle Phil
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It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
South Park
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
Alvah Bessie
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You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?
Unknown
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
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Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Unknown
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