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Funny Things On Uncle Quotes & Sayings
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The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
Jean-Paul Malfatti
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I need you like a needle needs a vein. Like my uncle Joe when Oklahoma needs the rain.
Unknown
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You can't 'unsay' words and you can't 'undo' deeds, so be careful about what you say and do.
Uncle Phil
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My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred A Allen
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Memories are like candy - a lot more enjoyable when they are sweet.
Uncle Phil
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There's more to leading than being in front. The best leaders lead by example not by mouth.
Uncle Phil
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A man is mighty small that is too big to say 'I was wrong - I am sorry.'
Uncle Phil
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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel
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I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.
Dominic Chianese
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
Colin Quinn
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
South Park
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You won't be laying on your deathbed wishing you could've just worked one more day!
Uncle Phil
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I'd rather live in a hut by myself in peace than in a mansion with a crowd and trouble.
Uncle Phil
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Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
South Park
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Young money is an army, bi... I'm Uncle Sam.
Lil Wayne
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You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase
Duck Dynasty
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I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last.
David Amram
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