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Funny Things To Post On Someones Timeline Quotes & Sayings
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I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you make it everyones business.
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I put up with A LOT of shit, but two things I WILL NOT put up with is being lied to and being someones second choice.
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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
Chic Murray
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Unless its out of the goodness of someones heart, I dont like having things given to me for free. I like working hard for what I earn. It gives me a sense of gratitude, and thats the only way I can truly appreciate it.
Sasha Azevedo
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to think letters are never worth going through the rain for.
Jane Austen
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that awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
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Respect the emotion in someones heart rather than the expression on someones faces. Because expression is just formality but emotions are reality.
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Guys all have that one girl that tried to hold you down but you wanted to take your time. Now she no longer on your Timeline.
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You know you're getting old when your FB timeline is no longer filled with baby photos...but first day of school photos.
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
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Shortly after we arrived in Baghdad, we had another conversation with the ambassador. He said that he wanted us to give him the timeline, because we had 90 days to get these prisons operational and transfer responsibility back to the Iraqis.
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One of the hardest things about life is doing whats best for you, even if it involves breaking someones heart. Including your own.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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We will pursue every factor, every element, every second of the timeline, of the final hours of Maurice's life. We will pursue that relentlessly. That will be our quest from now on.
Robin Gibb
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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It's very questionable, and we will pursue every factor, every element, every second of the timeline, of the final hours of Maurice's life. We will pursue that relentlessly. That will be our quest from now on.
Barry Gibb
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