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Funny To Mother Quotes & Sayings
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You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.
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Food, love, career, and mother, the four major guilt groups.
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My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I hit one up the middle close to my mother, I'd have some extra chores to do. My mother was instrumental in making me a pull hitter.
Eddie Mathews
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I had a white guy tell me...he said, 'Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fu..er?' Well, I'm gonna break down what the word mother-fu..er actually means. Mother-fu..er is somethin' that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word mother-fu..er. Because the word mother-fu..er is a noun: it describes a person, place, or thing!
Bernie Mac
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If at first you don't succeed do it like your mother told you.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The phrase "working mother " is redundant.
Jane Sellman
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Thanks for being a wonderful mother and always supporting me in every decision you ever made for me.
Unknown
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
Pamela Anderson
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....
Jack Nicholson
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I can't be more thankful than I already am to be blessed with a mother as loving and caring as you. I just want you to know that you are always in my thoughts even if I am miles away. And whether I say it or not, Mother, I love you! Happy Mother's day.
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I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is the Mother and the Father, the male and the female, sort of gradually having their marriage.
Bede Griffiths
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My mother has never been involved in my professional life. I am very close to my mother but we keep it on a mother-daughter basis and not a work-related basis.
Sheena Easton
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bi...."
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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Sholom Aleichem
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away
Laurence J Peter
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
Roseanne Barr
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
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