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Funny Valentine Status Quotes & Sayings
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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