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Funny Water Sanit Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.
Bryan Cranston
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Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst
Bible
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Love is like water; we can fall in it, we can drown in it, and we can't live without it.
Unknown
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By the immediate preservation of eggs for home consumption through the use of water glass or lime water, larger supplies of fresh eggs may be made available for marketing later in the season, when production is less and prices higher.
David F Houston
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I travel extensively, as a matter of fact, when I am not on set I'm usually on a plane. So I never leave home without my bottle of water. When flying, I find it so important to drink copious amounts of water. I am convinced it helps you overcome jet lag.
Erica Durance
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And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.
Bible
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My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and blood is thicker than water, but your body already has all the blood it needs. You will always need water.
Eric Pio
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Water is the driving force in nature.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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The water hole? What is so great about the water hole? -Nala
The Lion King
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It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a night, an age. Someone had better be prepared for rage. There would be more than ocean-water broken Before God's last 'Put out the Light' was spoken.
Robert Frost
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The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
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The miracle of light pours over the green and brown expanse of saw grass and of water, shining and slowly moving, the grass and water that is the meaning and the central fact of the Everglades. It is a river of grass.
Marjory Stoneman Douglas
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Ive been on a cruise ship thats crashed. The captain comes on, 'I want you to know that the ship is taking on a little water.' You mean were sinking. A guy bringing on a case of Evian, thats taking on a little water.
John Pinette
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While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, Times are kind of tough. He also pointed out that Bill Gates is kind of rich, that water is kind of wet, and that Elvis is kind of dead.
Andy Waits
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A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some water on it. Make a little mud puddle at the end, and have fun with it.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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So he brought down the people unto the water: and the LORD said unto Gideon, Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink.
Bible
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Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable water. Said one Space Station astronaut, 'It would have been nice to get a heads-up on that before we got here.
Seth Meyers
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Explaining why I love is you is like explaining how water tastes: completely impossible.
Unknown
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People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
Marion Berry
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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