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Funny Weight Gain Down Quotes & Sayings
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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You probably don't have a lot of money but if you did would you find it funny. If you lent and you spent it, and you didn't invest or put it in the bank so we can gain some interest.
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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen
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Yoga pants should have a weight limit.
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The surgery will always be a huge part of my life. I'm going to need to help people with weight problems for the rest of my life so that I can maintain my weight.
Carnie Wilson
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Old age is not a joy, but death is not a gain.
Russian Proverb
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I had started losing weight. I mean he didn't know anything about the journey that I was on at that point obviously but from my highest weight of just over 300 pounds I lost about 45 pounds.
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The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
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Bent metal is worse than bent wood and weight for weight is more flexible.
Lawrence Hargrave
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We can gain no lasting peace if we approach it with suspicion and mistrust or with fear. We can gain it only if we proceed with the understanding, the confidence, and the courage which flow from conviction.
Franklin D Roosevelt
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Masculinity is not something given to you, but something you gain. And you gain it by winning small battles with honor.
Norman Mailer
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If you gain, you gain all. If you lose, you lose nothing. Wager then, without hesitation, that He exists.
Blaise Pascal
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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Diplomacy is a disguised war, in which states seek to gain by barter and intrigue, by the cleverness of arts, the objectives which they would have to gain more clumsily by means of war.
Randolph Bourne
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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.
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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.
Marya Mannes
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Honestly, I just lost weight! I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can't be a house [after] I just lost weight.
Khloe Kardashian
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Randolph Bourne
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A lesson without pain is meaningless, for you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return. But when you have overcome it and made it your own. You will gain an irreplaceable Fullmetal Heart.
Edward Elric
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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