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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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My New Years resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.
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The dollar isnt worth its weight in gold, and the pound isnt worth its weight in ounces.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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When you call a girl ugly or over weight she will always have second thoughts about herself. She would feel so insecure just by one terrible word. Calling a girl ugly, over weight or maybe even both, would cause herself to think bad about herself everytime she's in front of a mirror. When she looks at another girl she would wish too be as pretty as her just because you hurt her...
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Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I think I know I've been working very hard for the family business, sometimes those days are long days and I think if I know I'm working hard and pulling my weight, both working and playing hard at the same time, I think everyone who I work with can see I am there pulling my weight.
Kate Middleton
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
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You have to look at it like this. Superman had to gain a lot of weight to fight at heavyweight. I had to take off a lot of weight to go back down. That was all muscle. It took me a while to get back to where I feel good again. When I added all of that muscle and then had to lose it, I dont think people were paying attention. I won the heavyweight title then came back to win the light heavyweight title. If you didnt win the heavyweight title then go back down to win the light heavyweight title, then you didnt do what Bob Fitzsimmons did.
Roy Jones Jr
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I have now exactly the same weight I had when I was 18, 20.
Karl Lagerfeld
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My weight went up and down like a yo-yo.
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