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Funny Wet Dream Quotes & Sayings
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The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor.
Wilma Scott Heide
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How ironic, to be my last game that I ever played would be against Dan in a Super Bowl. The thing I always was afraid of was playing in a Super Bowl when it was raining. I can't throw a wet ball.
John Elway
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Get her to myself man, I ain't hit that girl yet. Now that I got her to myself man, you know I'm tryna get that girl wet.
Young Jeezy
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Make someone feel special today. If you want to show love, start listening. If you hear a dream, help them see their dream come true. When we walk in love we are able to see God's love better.
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The Import Tuner cover shoot was so fun! The stylist was good and the photographer was cool. Yeah, I go on shoots fairly often. Today I'm on my way to do a print shoot for a clothing retailer called Wet Seal.
Amber Lancaster
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It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch, But last time I had a checkup, the doc said my brain was not fully developed, fu.., but it just don't matter, I'ma half to roll the next blunt fatter.
Chris Webby
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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Records have images. There are wet records and dry records. And big records.
Art Garfunkel
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Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream.
Unknown
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Things never happen on accident, they happen because you have a vision you have a commitment, you have a dream.
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We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming. Well, thats like saying you can never change your fate.
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Life is not a bad dream, but a adventure with down-falls. After the adventure, there will be rewards. So keep up the adventure.
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Music is harmony, harmony is perfection, perfection is our dream, and our dream is heaven
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Look to this day! For it is life, the very life of life. For yesterday is but a dream And tomorrow is only a vision But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness And omorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore, to this day! Such is the salutation of the dawn
Kalidasa
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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The surface of the Earth is the shore of the cosmic ocean. From it we have learned most of what we know. Recently, we have waded a little out to sea, enough to dampen our toes or, at most, wet our ankles. The water seems inviting. The ocean calls. So
Dr Carl Sagan
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