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Funny Wife One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Stay safe; sleep with a soldier.
Unknown
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My husband serves so yours won't get drafted.
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If you abuse your wife or any women for that matter and think you can get away with it, think again.
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He has the best of everything, wife and homemaker, and you for a little bit of extra on the side.
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He was happily married but his wife wasnt.
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If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.
Al Sharpton
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Eric, I gotta hand it to you. You are a much better judge of talent than my ex-wife is.
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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Walter Bagehot
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My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
Cillian Murphy
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An obedient wife commands her husband
Benjamin Disraeli
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My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.
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However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you.
John Buchanan Robinson
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I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried.
Robert Vaughn
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Behind every sucessful rancher is a wife who works in town.
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.
Chuck Jones
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I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.
Lee Trevino
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To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!
Elizabeth Gaskell
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Congrats on your wedding, I hope you and your soon-to-be wife will be very happy together! Best wishes to you!
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After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
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