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Funny Your Mom Jokeuming Quotes & Sayings
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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My mom has always said that if I get a big head, she'll take me out of this business as quickly as I got into it.
Chloe Moretz
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I wish mom had rung my neck when she caught me with those cigarettes.
Jake Owen
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My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be.
Ethel Merman
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My mom taught me to always respect women. Little did she know that most would stop respecting themselves...
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Hey Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? - Chazz Reinhold
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If I have any talent at all it's from God, and my mom, who was on Capitol Records also.
Garth Brooks
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If I could be a third of the woman that my mom is and have a third of the strength that she has, then I will have done good by this life.
Brittany Murphy
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What the hell is wrong with me? My mom and dad weren't perfect.
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Im not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.
Unknown
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My mom doesn't get the whole gay thing, but she loves me.
Jai Rodriguez
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Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Advice From Kids
Joel
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I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars.
E M Forster
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When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.
Nicole Richie
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