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Funny Your Mom Jokeuming Quotes & Sayings
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That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.
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Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
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'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.
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Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom...
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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The important thing for you as a mom is to be there for your daughter, and let her know the door is alway open if she wants to talk, now or in the future.
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You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Everything good about me, came from my mom. If I can be half the mother that she is, I will consider Motherhood a success...
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You see pictures and you see this harried woman in jeans and sneakers, running around and just lucky if I get a shower, but it's pretty much the same as every other mom out there. You know, I can't dress up every day, it's just not in my nature. Even if I own the clothes, which by the way I do, I look at them and think 'I can't be a mom in those clothes,' they just don't suit me.
Jennifer Garner
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.
Emma Stone
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All of this is very nice, but I'm mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, 'I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I'll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.' It's funny the way things play out.
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It was always a fantasy of mine growing up, my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now...whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny.
Chloe Sevigny
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Mom was 50 when my Dad died. She got on a bus every weekday for years, and rode 40 miles each morning to Madison. She earned a new degree and learned new skills to start her small business. It wasn't just a new livelihood. It was a new life. And to this day, my Mom is my role model.
Paul Ryan
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
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My dad worked for the city and my mom worked for the phone company. It wasn't exactly the most upscale neighborhood, and a lot of potential to get into trouble. I was a very hyper kid, so my mom's whole mentality and game plan was to keep me as busy as possible so I didn't have time.
Mario Lopez
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If all the mothers in the world were to compete on who is a better mom, you would win! Cause dearest Mom you are the best of the best! I love you a lot. Have a Happy and fun-filled Mother's Day!
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