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Get Well After Knee Surgery Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I'm unabashedly a progressive, but I'm not a knee-jerk, either.
Antonio Villaraigosa
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Another day another blessing...take a knee thank the man above and get back to the hustle!
Unknown
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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just sc....d my knee falling for you.
Unknown
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Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.
Sonny Liston
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Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck.
Michael Reagan
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Knee replacement is serious stuff. And it actually could have made me worse.
Lee Majors
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I sc....d my knee fallin' for you but baby a kiss will do.
Stephen Jerzak
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.
Salvador Dali
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That best academy, a mother's knee.
James Russell Lowell
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The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul.
Rona Barrett
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So sorry for my fans, those here at Miami and those around the world. My knee won't let me play today.
Rafael Nadal
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I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out of there.
Sasha Alexander
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I just want everyone to be happy. That's all. I never want to see a frown, hear a sad story, I want obnoxious laughs and knee slaps.
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Homie holding a nina, could sneeze him a brick. Knee-deep in the cocaine, trees in the six.
Styles P
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Even when I was young, playing college football, and I injured my knee, I bounced right back.
Lee Majors
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Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.
Albus Dumbledore
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Radical surgery is never fun.
Brent Spiner
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
Joan Rivers
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