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Goofy Facebook Stat Quotes & Sayings
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results...
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.
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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself.
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I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.
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Some people should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
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If you had invented Facebook. You would've invented Facebook.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Actions speak louder than Facebook posts. It's time to go do some of those things you are typing about.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
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