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Goofy Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere.
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That awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.
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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging.
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It's going to be Drizzy outside today...expect a Lil Wayne.
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
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I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes...
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When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground.
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There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work.
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That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice.
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Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it.
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You know how they say when you die, your whole life flashes before you? Well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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They should invent a snooze button that hits back.
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
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Its amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.
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How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...
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