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Handy Mann Quotes & Sayings
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
Jack Handy
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
Jack Handy
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There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.
Margaret Atwood
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If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I'm bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things.
Hugh Jackman
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks
Jack Handy
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And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
Jack Handy
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
Jack Handy
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If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
Jack Handy
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Everything is politics.
Thomas Mann
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It could become much worse.
Thomas Mann
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Doing nothing for others is the undoing of ourselves.
Horace Mann
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I wouldnt work out at all if it wasnt for my trainer. I need that to get me going and keep me motivated. I have a tendency to pig out now and again, and having a trainer is handy the day after youve done that.
Zoe Saldana
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You have to be concerned with yourself because if you're not on it all the time, nobody else is going to be.
Herbie Mann
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Speech is civilization itself.
Thomas Mann
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We became the songs we wrote.
Barry Mann
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You've got to really be able to accept the rejection.
Barry Mann
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What is uttered is finished and done with.
Thomas Mann
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It is well to think well; it is divine to act well.
Horace Mann
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You're going to have more rejection than acceptance.
Barry Mann
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