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Have One Beer Not Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass
Craig Ferguson
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas Hughes
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer
Frank Zappa
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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
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Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
Felix Sabates
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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