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Helpin My Uncle Jack Off A Horse Quotes & Sayings
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W C Fields
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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
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In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
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A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.
Samuel Johnson
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W C Fields
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A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
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A fool-proof method for sculpting an horse: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an horse.
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Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.
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There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.
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In riding a horse, we borrow freedom.
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I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Right now, I'm worth a million dollars, and I owe Uncle Sam a million-and-a-half dollars, and I made a deal with him. I said, 'Uncle Sam, I'm going to pay you 25 grand a month.'
Robert Blake
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx
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There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it.
Unknown
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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
Napoleon Dynamite
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This is my passion and I go hard at it on a daily basis just like the next man that wants this does. Im not seeking help from my dad or uncle because I believe the feeling of me making it will feel much greater by putting in that hard work and dedication. My dads super proud he just heard the whole tape only like 3 days ago so hes real pleased. Same with my uncle and Jojo they are proud of it.
Diggy Simmons
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And he that said that a horse was not dressed, whose curb was not loose, said right; and it is equally true that the curb can never play, when in its right place, except the horse be upon his haunches.
William Cavendish
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You're better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn't wanna wander from the stable at night.
Betty Grable
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The war correspondent has his stake - his life - in his own hands, and he can put it on this horse or that horse, or he can put it back in his pocket at the very last minute.
Robert Capa
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