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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog.
American Dad
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Hey you governmentb never try to seperate the people. Hey you politician, never try to seperate the people.
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Hey baby, are you alone tonight? How can we make it? Hey baby, looks like you were wrong. It's never too late, too late.
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Hey, hey, yeah, yeah.
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What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say goodnight and then his mother put her face down. That was to kiss. His mother put her lips on his cheek; her lips were soft and they wetted his cheek; and they made a tiny little noise: kiss. Why did people do that with their two faces?
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Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Peter Griffin
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Fans are great, The most crazy thing is when they rush you or try and tackle you. I don't mind giving them hugs, but I'm a big guy, and when you see it in their face like they're going to tackle you like a linebacker, it's like hey, hey, security...watch out with this one.' But no, fans have been great. Some bring handcuffs. One literally yanked them out and wanted to take me home. That would've been fun, I think.
Kellan Lutz
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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
Peter Griffin
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My mamma aint no hoe, my daddy aint no hoe, so dont play me like no hoe.
Unknown
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This mother's day, may God bless you and grant you all your heartfelt desires. A mother like you after all deserves the best. Happy Mother's day dearest Mamma. Have a fantastic day.
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Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
Russell Brand
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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The words that fell from your lips.
You Me At Six
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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The eyes never lie, even when the lips do.
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My lips are a little dry...
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My tongue dances behind my lips for you.
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A kiss on your lips
Paul Van Dyk
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Your lips look blue, would you like me to warm those up for you too?
Jacob Black
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