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Holi Festival Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Hmmm...he looks suspicious...*locks car door*
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I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
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Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.'
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Girls are like Jedi's, they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean.
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Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
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Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.
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