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Horny Funny To Men Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Unknown
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Dwight Eisenhower
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The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were moved.
Galeazzo Ciano
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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
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I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't.
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Every relationship starts with He/she's different, and ends with He/she's just like the rest.
Unknown
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Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
Rita Rudner
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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You may be assured that we won't ever let your words die. Like the words of our Master, Jesus Christ, they will live in our minds and our hearts and in the souls of black men and white men, brown men and yellow men as long as time shall last.
Ralph Abernathy
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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
Edward Flaherty
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Unknown
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I challenge you to find a whiter problem than Mad Men and Game of Thrones being on at the same time.
Unknown
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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I prefer Mad Men's misogyny, racism, and anti-semitism to Mel Gibson's.
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
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Sometimes men are scared of me. You know, you become kind of an icon on television, and people are a little bit unsure, careful. It's funny.
Mischa Barton
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Nicole Hollander
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Whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never played Temple Run.
Unknown
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