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Horny Funny To Men Quotes & Sayings
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
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He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
Torrin Polk
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Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
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40Too young for medicare, too old for men to care
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn
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All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.
Jarod Kintz
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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If you never want to see a man again, say, I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children they leave skid marks.
Unknown
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.
Francois Morency
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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Samuel Palmer
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If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
Unknown
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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Men of routine or men who can do what they are told are not hard to find; but men who can think and plan and tell the routine men what to do are very rare.
William Graham Sumner
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Governments, like clocks, go from the motion men give them, and as governments are made and moved by men, so by them they are ruined too. Wherefore governments rather depend upon men than men upon governments. Let men be good, and the government cannot be bad; if it be ill, they will cure it. But, if men be bad, let the government be ever so good, they will endeavor to warp and spoil it to their turn.
William Penn
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
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