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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Jim Loy
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Nick Clooney
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your s.. life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
Drew Carey
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You know its better to be a horrible bully whos completly real than to be the nicest person on earth imitating someone elses life.
Gilbert Beilschmidt
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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
Joel McHale
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It's quite scary really how horrible girls can be. Sometimes they're just so spiteful and we're all bi...y and hurt each other in the end.
Unknown
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I have learned from experience that, in the bluff and counterbluff of world politics, to draw a hostile war lord as a horrible monster is to play his game. What he doesn't like is being shown as a silly ass.
Sir David Low
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I have learned from experience that, in the bluff and counterbluff of world politics, to draw a hostile war lord as a horrible monster is to play his game. What he doesn't like is being shown as a silly ass.
Sir David Low
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Im pretty bored with people sitting in a room talking about what theyre going to do, yeah. Id like to be Han Solo. Id like a little banter. And Im up for a little sordid romance. Id love to see Erica make some sort of horrible misinformed move on Father Jack and have him be like, Uh, Im a priest.'
Elizabeth Mitchell
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton Jones
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
Nikhil Saluja
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