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Hot Girl Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Hot Girl Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little...
Regina
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When I see a hot guy, I take two seconds to plan our future together.
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Every girl likes feeling hot and s..y and beautiful and likes hearing it.
Hayden Panettiere
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I don't care how hot a girl is, if she doesn't like animals, it would be a major, major problem.
Ian Somerhold
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I don't care how hot a girl is, if she doesn't like animals, it would be a major, major problem.
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thats what I need, a hot girl is a jazzy bi... I'd take her any day for a classy bi....
BG
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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I don't want people thinking of me s..ually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. It just completely throws people off. I had a couple of offers to do some hot scenes in the shower with some guy and to make it real hot and s..y. The next thing you know, I'd be the next J.Lo or something. But that's easy. I want it the hard way.
Michelle Rodriguez
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
Dane Cook
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Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Unknown
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
Ludacris
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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the s.. I'm radiating?
Adam Sandler
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
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I'm hot hot but I'm cooler than your jewels. I am a bigshot, probably see me in the news.
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We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you.
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Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking.
Oliver Cromwell
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Cause they know I'm known to make that work cartwheel. Hot wheel, hot steel, ride around my block still.
2 Chainz
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I hate girls that say all guys who play a certain sport are hot. There is no way all of them are hot....stop trying to get their attention
Unknown
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