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I Smoke Weed 247 Quotes & Sayings
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Catch me smokin my weed or fu..ing ya whor.., push my whip to the limit, kinda hopin it flip, load my clip to the limit, kinda hopin you flip, I feel sorry for the crackheads, but happy for myself, that's why I got mixed feelings bout this hustlin shyt, I keep sayin imma quit after a couple of bricks, but I can't stop buildin, and I don't pop children, but I got no problems kidnappin a bi....
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Some people go to high school... others go to school high.
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
Jason Mewes
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I want love to be simple. I want to trust without thinking. I want to be generous with my affection and patience and love unconditionally. It is easier to love a person with their flaws than to weed through them. I want to love the whole person, not parts; and this is how I want to be loved.
Jewel Kilcher
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After all the pain, I smoke to decrease the stress on my brain, never ashamed, because I'm true to me, looking into my eyes, I hoped you'd realize my heart was yours, but we had problems of our own, struggles, both of us came from broken homes, we may have made mistakes, but my love for you still remains, precious memories we shared I won't forget, even tho it ended, I wouldn't change anything, I'm just glad we met.
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke to excess; second, don't drink to excess; third, don't marry to excess.
Mark Twain
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Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck d..k for coke! You ever suck d..k for marijuana?
Bob Saget
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At the age of ten, he is a child; at twenty, a youth, and at thirty, he is called handsome. At forty, he is full of life; at fifty, his foot slips, and at sixty, old age is upon him. At seventy, he loses his intellect, and at eighty, he cannot perform his duties. At ninety, he lies in his bed, and he cannot understand his weakness. After seeking and searching for such a long time, O Nanak, I have seen that the world is just a mansion of smoke.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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Purple swag, purple swag, I'm in the zone, I'm getting throwed. That purple swag, purple swag, that purple smoke up in my clothes.
Asap Rocky
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Don't stay sad. Make happy happen. Read a book. Hum a song. Sip a beer. Smoke a J. Kiss a lover. Hug a dog. Don't stay sad. Make happy happen.
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Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't do drugs. That's about wraps it up. - Mr. Mackey
South Park
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Yes, and let me tell you why. That is the reason why I never wanted to drink and I never wanted to smoke. Because I wanted to be able to perform at any time and at any age if I had to. I wanted to keep my options open because I didnt know what would happen in my career. But I dont know because its really not my call and I dont know when I am going to leave. Whatever He says, I have to go do. It wasnt my call. I didnt know when I was going to come here. How will I know when I am going to leave? I may have thought so. But I dont know what He had planned for me. What He had planned for me was to go further than I would have wanted I had to go.
Roy Jones Jr
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And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
Bible
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?
Denis Leary
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?
Denis Leary
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