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I Was Drunk Last Night Quotes & Sayings
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The Orioles' d..k Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Joe Garagiola
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I feel like if we could weaponize drunk bro-dudes we could defeat ISIS in one spring break.
Unknown
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Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words.
JLS
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Raymond Chandler
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Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me.
Unknown
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There is nothing more unattractive than a sloppy, ghetto, drunk. Get it together ladies!! Sip, swerve, dance & look cute.
Unknown
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It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins
Samuel Pepys
28 Likes
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You know that feeling you get on a Sunday? When you just have the whole day to yourself, and it's been great, but then you remember you have to go to school the next day, and it ruins the whole rest of the night. I have to go home tomorrow, and I just have that feeling. It's like Sunday night.
Peyton Sawyer
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Sleep my angel sleep well tonight. Your love will keep bad dreams out of sight. Here is wishing you a sweet good night.
Unknown
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Got me up all night, all I'm singing is love songs. She got me up all night, constant drinking and love songs.
J Cole
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Yeah! Real ni...s. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night night ni...?
Kevin Hart
1196 Likes
You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
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Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace for Nate. Five years from now, I better have murdered someone!
Chace Crawford
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
11 Likes
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
14 Likes
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Unknown
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K Chesterton
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
29 Likes
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