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Idiots Facebook Statu Quotes & Sayings
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Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
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Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
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One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access.
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You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
Wiz Khalifa
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LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE BUT DONT PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHTBOOK. REALBOOK, STUNTBOOK, WHY PEOPLE GOTTA FRONTBOOK. THIS IS DONE ONLY ON FACEBOOK!!! MAYBE IT SHOULD BE CALLED FAKEBOOK!!!
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I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.
Johnny Depp
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If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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Drama is old, Facebook isn't new, get a role model, a bed time is for you.
Scotty Longenecker
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Ever had s.. while camping? It's fu..ing in tents.
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Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know.
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Facebook Should get a 'I Don't Even Know you' button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don't know.
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either.
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I was doing interviews for several months about the movie, and people would always ask me, Do you have a Facebook page? And I would always say, No, because I had deleted the account. But people would say that they had looked online the night before and they saw that I did have a Facebook page, and that I had several. I would always get like quietly furious that somebody was, you know, pretending to be me. And it never occurred to me, until they asked me to do this show, that I had, I had done that to somebody, And I apologize, you know, if, you know, you have experienced any strange looks.
Jesse Eisenberg
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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I hate people who send Facebook events that I will never attend.
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They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter.
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iPod upside down is still iPod! Mind = Blown
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That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE.
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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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