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Ipod Touch Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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If God had a iPod, I'd be on his playlist.
Cyhi Da Prynce
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Oh when you touch me I just can't control it. When you touch me, I just can't hold it. The emotion inside of me, I can feel it.
Jill Scott
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There is a wonder in reading Braille that the sighted will never know: to touch words and have them touch you back.
Jim Fiebig
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That helped me to keep in touch with myself and to keep in touch with this really quite extraordinary language and literature into which I had pushed a little way.
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At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia...and die.
Coach Carr
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There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Lee Trevino
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The touch of you is hard to remember, but like that touch, I know no other.
Dave Matthews Band
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And haters at an all-time high. Everybody got a hater like a f*n iPod
Lil Wayne
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Am I the only one who puts my iPod on shuffle but keeps skipping until I find a song I like?
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Touch a scientist and you touch a child.
Ray Bradbury
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The iPod completely changed the way people approach music.
Karl Lagerfeld
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You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...
Johnnie Casson
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
JPaul Getty
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You are the Apple on my iPod.
Unknown
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I can pretty much unwind anywhere as long as I have my iPod, music is the total unwinder for me!
Kat Von D
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
John Krasinski
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Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
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We learn to make a shell for ourselves when we are young and then spend the rest of our lives hoping for someone to reach inside and touch us. Just touch usanything more than that would be too much for us to bear.
Bill Russell
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With this sense of the splendour of our experience and of its awful brevity, gathering all we are into one desperate effort to see and touch, we shall hardly have time to make theories about the things we see and touch.
Walter Pater
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