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Hey, gal tell mi yuh fantasies. Mek mi rub dung yuh a.. and round titties.
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I heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, 'Hey, hey...why don't you try making four beats a day for two summers?' What a dangerously specific challenge that is.
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Hey I cant be here long just saying hey and wishing you a good morning/afternoon/evening or night.
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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fu.. are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed ni....
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog.
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Hey baby, are you alone tonight? How can we make it? Hey baby, looks like you were wrong. It's never too late, too late.
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Hey you governmentb never try to seperate the people. Hey you politician, never try to seperate the people.
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Hey, hey, yeah, yeah.
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I'm still steady into Coldplay. With rock 'n' roll I go backwards with Sting and The Police. I like the older stuff more so than anybody brand new right now. I like Justin Bieber. Hey, he's produced by Usher! I dig Justin! That's my man!
Terry Crews
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Fans are great, The most crazy thing is when they rush you or try and tackle you. I don't mind giving them hugs, but I'm a big guy, and when you see it in their face like they're going to tackle you like a linebacker, it's like hey, hey, security...watch out with this one.' But no, fans have been great. Some bring handcuffs. One literally yanked them out and wanted to take me home. That would've been fun, I think.
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'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't have an eraser.' 'That was deep man...'
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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
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Aint nothing changed but the weather, & the temp tag sequencing numbers & letters on my Chevelle, u can ride, but hey man, watch my leather, cuz bi...es get ejected in traffic for disrespecting a classic.
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Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
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I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'
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A woman would be much better off if she could distinguish the difference between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her, a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her, a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly, a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her, a man who believes he is Gos's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman is God's gift to man. Know your worth for you are God's jewel.
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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