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Jokes About Drinking And Driv Quotes & Sayings
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We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dir.. jokes.
Unknown
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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
Simon Pegg
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness
Bertrand Russell
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To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the sense in drinking.
Alcaeus
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My parents always knew I was hopeless at everything else, I was fortunate in that I was backed all the way. I came to it late and only because I thought there'd be loads of women and drinking!
Christopher Eccleston
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In American Airlines lounge amazed by how much alcohol people are drinking at 10am! The coffee's free too!! Well, it is 'AA' after all...
Jennifer Carpenter
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
Lord Byron
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Cause it be raining and complaining you. Got that water made for drinking up. Baby if I drown tonight it's all worth it for you. I don't need no rescue.
Pleasure P
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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