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Jokes About Drinking And Driv Quotes & Sayings
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I thought that he was taking shots at me, when it was just jokes. It was a misunderstanding, a mis-communication ... I'm about making money.
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
Dan Whitney
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it secretly true.
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
Zach Manal
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
Neil LaBute
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love for water, but should we not pity him
Henry David Thoreau
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate for it got high or drunk or rages or all the tricks people have because they want anything but serene understanding of just what there is, which is after all so much.
Jack Kerouac
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To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.
Lorna Luft
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I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.
Macaulay Culkin
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