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Jokes About Drinking And Driv Quotes & Sayings
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
Unknown
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
Unknown
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
Unknown
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty.
Dan Hicks
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Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.
Byron Dorgan
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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